I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
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you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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