I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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