You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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