So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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