i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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