we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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