Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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