Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Also, beer. Big fan.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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