Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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