so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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