Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I know her cup size but not her name....
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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