So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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