"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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