What a fucking waste of an outfit
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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