An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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