doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
