your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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