I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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