playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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