Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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