ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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