Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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