Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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