i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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