Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she peed on how many people?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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