This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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