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(630): View more from Illinois

dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.

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(530): View more from California

As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.

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That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.

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(802): View more from Vermont

My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand

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(386): View more from Florida

He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs

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