Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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