Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
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Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize