yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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