So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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