i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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