Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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