Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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