Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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