oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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