I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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