I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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