I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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