Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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