The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.