if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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