i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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