She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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