I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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