What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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