Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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