Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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