Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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