My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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