I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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