Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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