So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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