Do vagina's smell?
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
