Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm sobbing to NWA
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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